Let us fix your business for you

If you meet our qualifying criteria you may be able to get our hands-on help to install our bespoke marketing and sales systems, processes, and technology into your business.

You can comfortably expect a doubling of your profits within the first 90 days (if you take our advice and do the work). You'll also be working with a far better class of client and find the whole marketing and sales process quicker, easier, and less stressful.

To work with us at this level you'll be an ambitious business owner who's already successful but has come up against the notorious 'glass ceiling' preventing you from growing or scaling further. 

In other words...

You're stuck and aware you don't know what you don't know

As a consequence, you'll also have the grit, determination, will, and wherewithal to invest time, effort, and a substantial amount of money into getting your business from where it is now where you want it to be.

This is neither to be taken lightly nor for the faint-hearted. We are solicitous of your success, not your feelings.

If you are resistant to our ideas and methods, then our relationship will be short-lived and expensive for you (because there will be no refunds on account of your recalcitrance or intransigence).

To be considered as a suitable candidate for working with us you must be:

  • Running an ethical and moral business.
  • Moral and ethical in yourself.
  • Committed to changing behaviours you've had relentlessly drummed into you since childhood.
  • Ambitious and determined to do what needs to be done.
  • Willing to take our advice without second-guessing it.
  • Prepared to knuckle down to some serious and uncomfortable work.
  • Ready to ruffle feathers and step on toes.
  • Solvent and willing to invest an eye-watering sum of money to get our help.
  • Possessed of a great sense of humour and willing to forgive my charmingly insensitive and inept autistic tendencies when it comes to social graces.

We do not give discounts, free advice or consultations, and our time and expertise never comes cheap.

We do not hide the fact we command probably the highest fees in the industry.

None of this is coincidental.

The reason we charge premium rates and pick and choose our clients carefully is exactly the same reason others don't: we all aware of the real value of our work.

Next steps

If you'd like us to consider working with you, please send an email to consulting@wellfedbusiness.com with a comprehensive description of your business and project, including:

  • Your name and telephone number
  • Your business name, address, and website address (if you have one)
  • A description of your business and the challenges you're having
  • What you'd consider to be a successful outcome of working with us
  • Over what timescale you'd like to achieve it
  • Your allocated budget for this project
  • Anything else you think we should know

Once we receive it we'll review your application and get back to you in the next few days.

Important: if we think you could be a fit after reading your email, the next step is always an initial consultation with us over Zoom.

This call is £1500 + VAT.

You get your money back if we decide we can't or don't want to help you or we end up working together further (please don't take it personally if we decline your application — it's probably not personal).

If this isn't acceptable to you, then please save us both some time and energy and don't send the email.

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